Do NOT buy a robotic laundry sorter in dreamland.
It will shoot a laser beam through your whole house that slices through everything and everyone. Then in its creepy robotic voice it will say:
NO MORE SORTING, ALL THE LAUNDRY’S RED
NO MORE LAUNDRY, ALL THE PEOPLE DEAD
Then you will be pissed, because you’re going to have to return the damn sorting robot and clean the bloody house yourself, because there is no way you’re going to buy a cleaning robot to do it for you.